Banana Man

I'd like to introduce you to my Banana Man – he's a semi unattractive guy - a bit pudgy, brown hair - that works in the office directly across from mine. He eats a banana everyday and wears a sweater with stripes on it. Sometimes he looks over to the office across from his and sees me. I wave my banana at him, and he waves back, we smile and eat our bananas together.

One day last year he stopped waving, he stopped looking over and he started eating oranges.

Then I moved desks to the one further down the building and have since never seen him again.